We used to think sharks were scary. After meeting Bruce and his gang, my dad has a totally different view. He said he'll never forget Bruce's oath...
"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food."
Meeting the sharks wasn't the only frightening experience for my Dad. Him and Dory tell me that when they first met Crush and Squirt with all the other turtles, Squirt gave the best instructions for the "great jump"
"Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the hall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it."
Oh my gosh, I almost forgot! Who could forget Dory's precious Squishy. Even though he was a bad Squishy, he was nice while he lasted before dad slapped him away.
"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy come on, little Squishy... Ow! Bad squishy, bad squishy!"
"Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?"
"He touched the butt"
"There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber..."
"It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are gonna get out of... [gasp] the tank is clean."
"Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the summit of Mt. Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood...we want you in our club, kid."